A friend once told me sex with a workmate is a "very good idea until its a very bad idea".Funny I should think about sex at work considering am jobless now.Its actually my 3rd day as a jobless man *For the record its not something I would do*
With lots of time spent at work writing reports and meeting deadlines,sometimes along the way we look at that hot colleague and wonder.WHAT IF?
If shit gets real,here are a few tips to keep your amorous behind off summary dismisal and in the payrol.
1: Do it in your bosses office(If you doing it with the boss then start sending job applications as well).If not,pop in with your colleague when the boss is out for lunch.There is less traffic at the bosses office which limits your chances of getting caught plus its a taboo place which adds to the excitment .Ever wondered why those big boss chairs are built for optimal support and reliabiility?(Now you know)
2:If your boss is a workaholic,take it to the toilet,its a nasty place to do the nasty.
3: You can only go a single round as a matter of principle.Its a stolen moment remember.
3: Dress for sex, meaning clothes that go on and off quickly.
Going commando saves a lot of time.
4: However good the sex,NO MOANING.It limits your chances of getting caught with your pants down.Literally,and save you from experiencing the big type coitus interruptus.
5: Clean up Don’t return to your desk without freshening up. Be sure to check your clothes for dead giveaways like inside-out blouses and missed buttons.
6: Dont tell anyone,even your best friend at work.For men you can share it with the stranger at the bar or the bartender at your local and earn yourself "one on the house"